Myles’ Weekend Adventures:  Skin Diamond

Myles’ Weekend Adventures:  Skin Diamond

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va?  Myles Shaffer here.  This column will be about only one woman.  However, she was well worth the drive.  So, folks, please read on and learn the details.

Skin Diamond

Saturday, March 5, 2016, it was off to Exposé Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to see whether or not Skin Diamond would remember meeting and speaking with me at an AVN Adult Entertainment Expo a few years ago.  (She said that I looked very familiar, and when I reminded her of where and how we met, she remembered me.)  Of course, I also went there to observe both of Skin’s shows of the evening.

For her first performance, Skin did her French maid show.  She wore a necklace that could be best described by a jeweler with years of experience.  Skin also wore a black maid’s headpiece that was trimmed with white lace.  Next, she wore black leather wristbands that were trimmed with more white lace on their upper ends.  She also wore a black T-backed bra and a white apron.  In addition to the apron, Skin wore a black garter belt and a pair of black thong panties.  On her legs, Skin wore a pair of sheer black hose with elegant designs incorporated into them.  Her footwear was a pair of high-topped white shoes that laced up their fronts and had stiletto heels and platform soles.

Toward the end of the show, Skin entertained herself in interesting ways with a gold chain that had metal clips on its ends and with a dildo much to the delight of the customers.

Skin performed this show to, “Shake That,” by Eminen, “Night is On MY Mind,” by Oliver, and, “Viol,” by Gesaffelstein.

During her second performance, Skin wore a headband complete with cat ears.  She also wore a black armband on her left arm.  The armband was adorned with big shiny metal studs.  Around her throat, Skin wore a choker that was made mainly of shiny metal studs.  Next, she wore a black leather bra that had, you guessed it, shiny metal studs on the straps.  With the bra, Skin wore a pair of black thong=like bikini bottoms with, yes, shiny metal studs around the waist giving the appearance of a narrow belt.  Next, Skin wore a pair of fishnet pantyhose that had cut-out sections.  The cut-outs at first glance gave the pantyhose the appearance of being a garter belt and hose.  Skin’s footwear with this costume was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

Near the end of this show, Skin entertained herself with some clothes pins, her gold chain with its clips, and a dildo that resembled a cucumber.  She managed to get all the customers’ undivided attention with her sexy antics.

During this show, Skin performed to, “#1 Crush,” by Garbage, “January Heart,” by Carina Round, and, “Heisenberg,” by Patrik Soderbom.

Skin committed very good interaction with nearly everybody at the tip rail during both of her shows.

Skin is a very sexy-looking, light-skinned, African-American woman with black hair and dark brown eyes.  She is five feet five inches tall and weighs one hundred ten pounds.  Her lovely measurements are 32B-25-35.

This is twice now that I have had the pleasure of meeting and speaking with Skin, and I have always found her to be intelligent and very well-spoken.  She is also quite friendly and has a good sense of humor.  In addition to all of that, she seems to truly enjoy meeting and speaking with her fans.

As if the above information were not enough, Skin is very entertaining during her shows; therefore, I do recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person.  I doubt that the experience will disappoint them.

Skin can be found at  (Update:  That website seems to no longer exist.  However, Skin can still be seen on many other websites across the Internet.)

As always, I would like to give a big shout out to Dino, the club’s owner, for his hospitality, generosity, and friendship.

I would also like to take the time to give a shout out to Joe, the club’s disc jockey, for all his help in identifying the titles and the performing artists of the music the feature dancers perform to.

I will also send out a big thank you to house dancers Candy, Ecstasy, Emma, Paris, and another pretty dancer whose name I either didn’t catch or have unfortunately forgotten.  And last but certainly not least is the house dancer whose name I didn’t catch but whose lovely head full of flaming red hair will always make her easily remembered and recognized.  All of these beautiful ladies went out of their way to help keep me entertained between Ms. Diamond’s two shows of the evening.

That will just about do it for this time around good people.  We should all meet back here the next time and continue our discussions of beautiful, sexy, women.  Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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