Myles’ Weekend Adventures:  Missy Martinez

Myles’ Weekend Adventures:  Missy Martinez

Bonjour mon amis!  Comment ca va?  Myles Shaffer here.  This column will be about a beautiful adult film star/feature dancer.  So everyone should read on to see just what it is that I am speaking of.

Missy Martinez

Friday night, April 18, found me at the Expose Gentlemens Club, in San Diego, to spend a little time with Missy Martinez and to observe both of her shows of the evening.

For her first show of the evening, Missy wore a white collar with a little red plaid necktie attached to it.  Next she wore a black long-sleeved jacket with white lace trim.  Beneath her jacket, Missy wore a red plaid bra that matched the mini-skirt she also wore.  On her legs, Missy wore a pair of black and white knee-length legwarmers.  Finishing out her costume was a pair of black stiletto heeled shoes with low platform soles.

Missy performed this show to, “Bottoms Up,” by Trey Songz featuring Nicki Minaj, “Crave You,” by Flight Facilities featuring Giselle, “Sail,” by AWOL Nation, and, “Turnt Down,” by Lil John.  (“Turnt Down,” by Lil Jon is what I was told; however, after doing some Internet research, I believe the number was actually, “Turn Down For What,” by DJ Snake and Lil Jon.)

At the start of her final show of the evening, Missy wore a head clip with pink and white bunny ears.  She also wore a pair of wide wristbands, a string bikini bra, and a pair of bikini bottoms that were all covered with artificial white fur.  Under her bikini bottoms, Missy wore an orange G-string.  She additionally wore a knee-high pair of white legwarmers.  Her footwear for this show was a pair of clear shoes with stiletto heels and low platform soles.

During this show, Missy danced to, “Headband,” by B.o.B featuring 2 Chainz, “Summertime Sadness,” by Lana Del Rey, “Sweat,” by Snoop Dogg, and, “Let It Rock,” by Kevin Rudolf featuring Lil Wayne.

As a general rule, Missy interacts reasonably well with nearly all of the tip rail customers during her shows, and this night was no exception so far as the local laws would allow.

In the short time I’ve known Missy I have always found her to be extremely friendly.  She has a great personality and a good sense of humor.  Missy additionally appears to truly enjoy meeting and speaking with her fans.

Missy is a beautiful young woman who has black hair and sexy brown eyes.  She stands five feet eight inches tall, weighs in at one hundred thirty-five pounds, and she measures a sexy-looking 36DD-26-34.  (According to her new website, those numbers are now 37E-24-35.)

The first time I ever saw Missy perform, it was only her second booking as a feature dancer, and in my opinion, she performed so well as many of the other feature dancers I’ve seen in recent years and somewhat better than a few.  At that time, Missy told me that she intended to continue to become a better and better feature dancer with time and experience.  This was my second time to see her perform on a stage, and in the space of five months and eleven days, she had done just that!  She just keeps getting better and better!

I do recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see Missy perform and to meet her in person not allow said opportunity to slip past them.  I do believe they will enjoy the experience.

Missy can be found at

Okay good people, that will do it for one more time.  We should all meet back here the next time to see just what it might be that I’ve gotten myself into next.  Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer

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