Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Teal Conrad

Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Teal Conrad 

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about a beautiful adult film star/feature dancer.  Now how about everybody reading on to see just what it is that I am speaking of?  Come on everybody, you just might enjoy it.

Teal Conrad

Saturday, May 17, 2014, involved a fast drive down to San Diego to spend a little time with Teal Conrad at the Expose Gentlemens Club and to observe both of her shows of the evening.

For her first show of the evening, Teal wore a long-sleeved red midriff top with a hood that was literally covered with red sequins.  Next she wore a rather high-waist pair of tight black shorts that exposed a large portion of Teal’s beautiful buns.  Under her midriff top, Teal wore a black bra.  The breast cups of the bra were decorated with several lines of silver sequins, or possibly rhinestones, over several lines of red sequins or possibly rhinestones.  Beneath her shorts, Teal wore a G-string-like black thong.  The thong had something on the front panel; however, I could not quite make out what it was.  (Unfortunately I forgot to ask Teal about the subject afterwards.)  Finishing out this costume was a pair of black flat-soled shoes that were decorated with lines of red sequins.

During this show, Teal came up with bowls of vanilla ice cream, a bottle of chocolate syrup, and a plastic jar of crushed nuts.  She used these items to create homemade ice cream sundaes on her body for several randomly selected tip rail patrons.  (Teal got quite messy in the process.)  Teal ended this show by giving out several of her 8X10 photos to randomly selected customers.

Teal performed this show to, “Shake Ya Tailfeather,” by Nelly, “Don’t Cha,” by The Pussycat Dolls, “Ice Cream Man,” by Van Halen, and, “Turn Down For What,” by DJ Snake.

At the start of her last show of the evening, Teal wore a red cape and red, fingerless, elbow-length gloves.  She also wore a bright red bra with gold trim on the top half of the breast cups and a gold neck strap.  With the bra, Teal wore a blue mini-skirt that tapered to a point in the front and the back.  The mini-skirt had small gold polka dots and a gold waistband.  Under her mini-skirt, Teal wore a pair of small, bright red, bikini bottoms.  Teal’s footwear for this show appeared to be the same pair of shoes that she had worn during her first show.

Teal ended this show with the same ice cream sundae bit and by tossing out some of her 8x10s.

This show was performed to the, “Wonder Woman Theme,” from the television show, “Must Be the Feeling,” by Nero, “Thinking About You,” by Calvin Harris, and, “Work Bitch,” by Britney Spears.

The beautiful Teal has brown hair and blue eyes. She stands five feet eight inches tall and weighs one hundred thirty pounds.  Her measurements are 34C-26-36.

In the short time that I have known Teal, I have come to the opinion that she is intelligent, friendly, well spoken, and that she enjoys meeting and chatting with their fans.

This is where I would normally say that given Teal’s personality, and the fact that she does a good job on a stage, nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person.  However, that may not be possible at least at this time.  I have heard that Teal unexpected retired from the adult entertainment industry since this event took place.  I do know that a later engagement at the Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, CA, was cancelled.  We can always hope that Teal decides to make a comeback or at the least decides to start feature dancing again in the near future.Teal can still be found at

Okay folks, that will just about do it for now.  We should all meet back here the next time and continue our discussion of beautiful women and fun times.  Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer

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