Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Lexi Belle and Allie Haze

Saturday, March 15, 2014, I drove down to the Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to see Lexi Belle.

As it turned out, due to a lower back injury suffered in a snowboarding accident, Lexi was unable to perform. At the start of each show, the club’s DJ came onto the stage and introduced Lexi who then came onto the stage to say hello and explain why she would not be performing. She then proceeded to introduce her beautiful friend Allie Haze who then filled in by performing one of her shows.

To start the first show, Allie wore a black cap with some type of symbols around its edge. Next, she wore a black long-sleeved latex, I think the material was, mini-dress. The mini-dress had some type of a fire department patch on the left shoulder. The mini-dress was also trimmed with narrow red and yellow stripes. Beneath the mini-dress, Allie wore a black halter style bra that was trimmed with three red stripes around its edges. The bra also had red letters that spelled out, “Smokin’,” on a yellow background across the front. With the bra, Allie wore a pair of black lace bikini panties. She also wore a black garter belt and a pair of mid-thigh length sheer black hose. Her footwear for this show was a pair of knee-high red, stiletto-heeled, boots. Actually, I don’t think they were boots. It appeared upon a closer look that I may have been looking at a pair of shoes that blended in with separate legging-like pieces with wide black stripes and narrow yellow and red stripes.


Allie performed the first show to, “Disposable Teens,” by Marilyn Manson, “Back in Black,” by AC/DC, “Something in Your Mouth,” by Nickelback, and, “Bawitdaba,” by Kid Rock.

For the final show of the evening, Allie wore a red bra and a black and red latex corselet with cut outs where the breast cups would have been. The corselet had black lacings in the front and back. Next, she wore a pair of red bikini bottoms. On her legs were a pair of slightly above knee-length black stockings, and her footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels.

Allie’s last performance was done to, “Disposable Teens,” by Marilyn Manson, “I Sit On Acid,” by Lords of Acid, “Something in Your Mouth,” by Nickelback, and, “Casual Sex,” by My Darkest Days.

Allie generally does reasonably good interaction with the tip rail patrons during her shows. I have seen Allie play with, and deep-throat, a rather long dildo during some of her shows.

I have known Allie for almost four years now, and she has always impressed me as being a very sweet and friendly lady. She is intelligent and very well spoken. She additionally enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

A beautiful woman, Allie has long, brown hair and very sexy brown eyes. She is five feet seven inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and her measurements are a lovely looking 32A-26-34.

Allie debuted as a feature dancer at a club in northern California in October, 2011. I made the long drive up to the club to spend some time with Allie and to observe all three of her shows the night of Saturday, October 29, 2011. In my opinion, at that time she performed so well as many feature dancers I’ve seen over the years. Now with almost three years of experience, Allie performs even better. So, I do recommend that nobody should ever miss out on an opportunity to go to a club to see Allie perform and to meet her in person. I do not believe they could possibly be disappointed by the experience.

Allie can be found on her official website

She can also be seen, under the name of Brittany Joy, portraying, “Emmanuelle,” in the, “Emmanuelle Through Time,” series on the Cinemax cable television network.

After each show, both Lexi and Allie did a meet and greet, signed autographs, posed for photos, etc.

During the evening, Lexi wore a wide-brimmed black hat, a long-sleeved black midriff top, a pair of cut-off blue jeans shorts, mid-thigh-length black stockings, and a pair of black high-heeled shoes.

Lexi is a beautiful young woman who has somewhat long blonde hair and hazel eyes. She stands five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred ten pounds, and her measurements are a lovely 34B-25-34

Even though Lexi didn’t perform during this particular evening, I have been able to see her feature dance in the recent past, and I have known her for a few years now. She has always impressed me as being extremely friendly, quite smart, and very well-spoken. She additionally has a good sense of humor, and she truly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

Over time, I have noticed that Lexi’s interaction with the denizens of the tip rail has sometimes been limited to lots of close-up views of the goodies. However, there have been other times when I have observed her committing very up close, personal, and in your face interaction with nearly every person seated at the rail. So not only do I recommend that everybody should go to a club to see Lexi perform, but, if at all possible, they should be certain to seat themselves at the tip rail during her shows just to see what might happen that night. Lexi performs very well on stage, and that is another very good reason to make every effort to get out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. It would definitely be an enjoyable experience.

Lexi can be viewed at

Okay good people, that will just about do it for now. Let’s all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss gorgeous, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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