Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Teagan Presley

Myles’ Weekend Adventures: 10th Anniversary Column – Teagan Presley

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Yes, people, another year has gone by. While I know this is a bit late in coming, this will be my tenth anniversary column. (My first ever column was published on this site on August 18, 2004.) Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let us move along to the discussion of gorgeous women and fun events.

Teagan Presley

Friday, August 15, 2014, I went down to Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to say hello to Teagan Presley and to observe both of her shows for the evening.

For her first show of the evening, Teagan wore a white halter top with lapels. The top had some type of a round logo on the right breast cup. Next, she wore a red plaid pleated mini-skirt. Teagan wore nothing beneath her halter top, and under her mini-skirt, she wore a pair of pink bikini bottoms. Under her bikini bottoms, Teagan wore a black G-string. On her legs was a pair of somewhat above knee-length black leggings. Teagan’s footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles.

Teagan performed this show to, “Show Me,” by Kid Ink featuring Chris Brown, “Partition,” by Beyonce, “Black Widow,” by Iggy Azalea, and, “The Illest,” by Far East Movement.

For her final show of the evening, Teagan wore a pink latex vest-like top. She also wore a pair of pink bikini bottoms with the top. Under the top, Teagan wore a black bra with a neck strap, and under her bikini bottoms, she wore a black G-string. Teagan wore an even smaller white G-string beneath the black G-string. To finish out this costume, Teagan wore the same leggings and the same shoes that she had worn during her first show of the evening.

During this show, Teagan danced to, “Talk Dirty,” by Jason Derulo, “Show Me,” by Kid Ink featuring Chris Brown, “Work,” by Iggy Azalea, “The Illest,” by Far East Movement, and, “Black Widow,” by Iggy Azalea.

As a general rule, Teagan commits very good interaction with randomly selected tip rail customers during her shows. Of course this depends a lot on the club and the club’s location.

The beautiful Ms. Presley is an intelligent and well-spoken woman. She is additionally very friendly. She also has a good sense of humor. As if all of this were not enough, Teagan also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Unfortunately, I have once again made the mistake of thinking that I had already asked Teagan about her physical statistics in the past. Because of that mistake, I will again have to rely on for the information.

According to Wikipedia, Teagan stands an even five feet tall, weighs in at one hundred one pounds, and her measurements are 34C-24-34. She has sexy blue-green eyes, and her hair is somewhat dark blonde in color.

It is highly recommended that nobody should ever miss an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Teagan perform and to meet her in person. I do not see how they could possibly be disappointed by the experience. Teagan always performs well on stage.

Teagan can be checked out at and other websites across the Internet.

That will do it for now folks.  So, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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